Novice Guard Dieter Schnitzel

A St. Louis native (GO CARDINALS....sorry not sorry) Kansas City became my home after my second relocation by the company I had worked for since high school. When I left that company in August 2018, I fell into a funk. My roommate, Sister Cheez Whiz Fabulous, noticed this and introduced me to the sisters. Thanks to all of them, I was able to get out of a pretty dark place in my life. I couldn’t help but sign up after that in the hope that I could bring the joy to someone that they brought to me when I needed it most. 


When I’m not guarding my sisters you can usually catch me at a trivia night, kickboxing (always hitting bags never people), or running so I can participate in my absolute favorite hobby, binge eating potato chips and peanut butter M&Ms. 

Come find me and let’s talk about 80s and 90s pop culture, how amazing Serena Williams and Roger Federer are, or quote 30 Rock and Parks and Rec. 

A big HALLO to you from Guard Dieter Schnitzel!!!